"Out the window to your right is the ghetto grocery store here in Waco that is 2 blocks from my apartment. I lovingly call it the 'Ghetto-B'"
"This is the door to the law school. People use it to go inside"
"These I books. They're not for reading, just to make law students feel smart".
"These are stairs! Unbelievable right!?! We have to use the stairs in this school!"
"And the tour is now done so I am running away while you are distracted"